So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
ADAM CAROLLAI spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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