I see myself as a comic but the acting helps sell tickets for gigs. ALAN DAVIES ComicGigSeeSellTicket
I’m more inclined to linger in the science pages of ‘The Week’ magazine. ALAN DAVIES InclineLingerMagazineMovePageWeek
The thing I’d really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare’s Globe. ALAN DAVIES AroundAuthorBuildingGlobeLikeLondonReallySeeThing
The principle that light can be in two places at the same time is absolutely extraordinary. ALAN DAVIES Absolutely
Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car off. ALAN DAVIES AnyAroundBottomBumpHundredInvolveOffSpeedTear
I don’t want to moan about being recognised but I do get a bit of grief sometimes. ALAN DAVIES BidGetMaonSometimes
There’s a lot to do when you’re a kid – spiders to catch, girls to poke in the eye – stuff to be getting on with. ALAN DAVIES DoEyeGetGirl PokeKidLotSpiderStuffWhenWith
I like pubs too, but it’s hard for me to go and get proper bladdered in the way I used to. ALAN DAVIES BladderGetHardLikeMeProperPubWay