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I like pubs too, but it’s hard for me to go and get proper bladdered in the way I used to.
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Bladder Get Hard Like Me Proper Pub Used Way
I don’t want to moan about being recognised but I do get a bit of grief sometimes.
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Bid Get Grief Maon Recognize Sometimes Want
The principle that light can be in two places at the same time is absolutely extraordinary.
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Absolutely Extraordinary Light Place Principle Same Time
Show up for your interview wearing flip flops.
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Flip Flop Interview Show Wear Your
I’m quite a curious person. I don’t mind being the one who doesn’t know things, a role I often play in QI.
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Curious Person Quite
I’d like to walk along that. Don’t worry, I won’t get drunk and fall in.
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Along Drunk Fall Like Walk Worry
There’s a lot to do when you’re a kid – spiders to catch, girls to poke in the eye – stuff to be getting on with.
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Catch Do Eye Get Girl Poke Kid Lot Spider Stuff When With
I liked the idea of all of humanity fitting inside a sugar cube because more than 99.9% of matter is space.
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Cube Fit Humanity Idea Inside Like Matter Percent Space Sugar
I’m more inclined to linger in the science pages of ‘The Week’ magazine.
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Incline Linger Magazine Move Page Science Week
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I see myself as a comic but the acting helps sell tickets for gigs.
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Act Comic Gig Help Myself See Sell Ticket
But my principle obsessions are still watching sitcoms and football.
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Football My Obsession Principal Sitcoms Still Watch
Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car off.
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Any Around Bottom Bump Car Country Hundred Involve Journey Off Speed Tear
I dont drive around London much.
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Around Country Drive Much
The thing I’d really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare’s Globe.
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Around Author Bridge Building Globe Like London Old Really See Thing
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear.
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Baby Bambiraptor Dear Savage
I’m not a great shopper but I do buy a lot of books. I’m the publishers’ friend – I buy a hundred books a year and read four.
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Book Buy Four Friend Great Hundred Publisher Raed Shopper Year

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