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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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