If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
ADAM CAROLLAI saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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