I get depressed at airports.
ADAM CAROLLAI saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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