I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
ADAM CAROLLA
No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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