Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
ADAM CAROLLATo make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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