Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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