Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
ADAM CAROLLATo make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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