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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.

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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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