It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
ADAM CAROLLANo, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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