I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
ADAM CAROLLA
But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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