When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
ADAM CAROLLAI like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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