We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
ADAM CAROLLAI like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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