I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
ADAM CAROLLAIt should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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