I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
ADAM CAROLLAIt should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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