Everyone keeps saying, “Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.” It’s like saying, “How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she’s been with Brad Pitt?” I don’t care.
ADAM CAROLLAI know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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