Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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