I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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