I don’t know anything about computers.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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