Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
ADAM CAROLLAMaybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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