When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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