You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
ADAM CAROLLASpeaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I get depressed at airports.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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