Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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I’d never hurt another person.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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