I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I get depressed at airports.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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