I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
ADAM CAROLLAI’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
ADAM CAROLLAThe thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
ADAM CAROLLAI’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
ADAM CAROLLAIf in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
ADAM CAROLLAThe Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
ADAM CAROLLAAsking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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