The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
ADAM CAROLLAI’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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