People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
ADAM CAROLLAI’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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