Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
ADAM CAROLLAI’d never hurt another person.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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