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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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It’s like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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