I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
ADAM CAROLLA
My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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I get depressed at airports.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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