We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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