I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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