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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

Adam Carolla

I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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Aware Computer Function Know Knowlege Work
I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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Call Dish Giving Head Hungarian Night Paprikash Sorry World
Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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