The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
ADAM CAROLLAI think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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I get depressed at airports.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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The best gift you can give yourself is some drive–that thing inside of you that gets you out the door to the gym, job interviews, and dates.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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When you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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