When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
ADAM CAROLLAThe shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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