My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
ADAM CAROLLAThere are certain things women are better at than men.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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