Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
ADAM CAROLLAI swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I’m really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it’s a million miles down the road.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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If birds were the size of a T-Rex, the streets would be littered with human remains.
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I get depressed at airports.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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