We’re all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it.
ADAM CAROLLAHe doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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