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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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