“I have the same fantasy every time I read a book I love, no matter who wrote it”

No matter when it was written. That the author has written his book only for me.

Every writer I had ever known wrote his best work when he had his back up against the wall and thought he would never write another word.

The story’s what matters; spelling’s overrated.

People should not make me out to be like Jesus; I don’t walk on water.

Coming down the 18th, your heart’s pounding, and the hair is sticking straight up on your arms – there’s no feeling like it.

I’m not like Tiger. I can’t play one week and win.

Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel.

And as far as I’m concerned, it’s like I say, drugs are not the problem. Other stuff is the problem.

There is no waste of time in life like that of making explanations.

I like to have this gut to put my elbow on it when I putt because I did it for so long. I just feel healthier this way.

I’d like my first Ryder Cup appearance to be in the United States.