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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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