Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
RODNEY DANGERFIELDI get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
More Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.
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It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
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If it wasn’t for pick-pockets I’d have no sex life at all.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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I met the surgeon general – he offered me a cigarette.
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