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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.

Rodney Dangerfield

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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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My cousin’s gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I met the surgeon general – he offered me a cigarette.
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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