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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
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