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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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