A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.
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One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.
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