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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.

Rodney Dangerfield

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It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.
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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
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The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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My cousin’s gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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I met the surgeon general – he offered me a cigarette.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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