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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
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I met the surgeon general – he offered me a cigarette.
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I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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