70+ Will Rogers Quotes | Minimalist Quotes

Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Crime Lawyer One Liner Pay
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Business Experience Inspirational Judgment
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Business Planning Vision
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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History Inspirational Let Go Past
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Man Mistake never Tired
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity

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