70+ Bill Cosby Quotes | Minimalist Quotes

You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Invention Play
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Beautiful Black Perspective
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner

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