False hope really makes you cynical.
BILL MAHERAgain, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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Religion is insanity by consensus.
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When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
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Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.
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What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
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I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
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The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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