Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
BILL MAHERNinety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
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The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
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Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
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There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.
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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
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Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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Religion is insanity by consensus.
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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