The Drug War is an addiction, really.
BILL MAHERIn Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
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You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m the Beatles.
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’
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The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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