There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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More Bill Maher Quotes
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Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.
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I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
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Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
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Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
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The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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