I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
BILL MAHERYou know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
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Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
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The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’
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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”
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At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
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