Denying racism is the new racism.
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They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
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Denying racism is the new racism.
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I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
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I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
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In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
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Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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