Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
BILL MAHERIf you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
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As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
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If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
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It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
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Denying racism is the new racism.
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I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!
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We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
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I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
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