Death is nature’s way of killing you.
BILL MAHER
If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.
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Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”
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Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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Denying racism is the new racism.
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Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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