Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
BILL MAHER
Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
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If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
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Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.
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The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they’d said or did when they were in office.
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’
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